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How Not to Drown in a Glass of Water

A Novel

Audiobook
1 of 2 copies available
1 of 2 copies available

This program features original sound design.
"Together, [narrators] Almonte and Wetherell are the key to this exceptional novel. A brilliantly narrated immigrant story, spiked with heart and flair, that will have patrons rooting for Cara's success." - Library Journal
"Rossmery Almonte's pitch-perfect narration of Angie Cruz's inventive new novel transports listeners into the tumultuous, funny, heartrending world of Cara Romero...With her sibilant Spanish accent and musical intonations, Almonte's Cara is unforgettable as she launches her fierce, strong, and witty self straight into our hearts."- AudioFile Magazine
"Audiobook newbie Rossmery Almonte impressively commands most of the recording as fiercely tenacious yet surprisingly charming Cara. That Almonte shares Dominican roots with both her character and author Cruz...undoubtedly enhances the expert production." - Booklist
"One of my favorite books I have read in years." —Quiara Alegria Hudes, Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright and screenwriter of In the Heights
From the beloved author of Dominicana, a GMA Book Club Pick and Women's Prize Finalist, an electrifying and indelible new audiobook novel about a woman who has lost everything but the chance to finally tell her story.
Write this down: Cara Romero wants to work.
Cara Romero thought she would work at the factory of little lamps for the rest of her life. But when, in her mid-50s, she loses her job in the Great Recession, she is forced back into the job market for the first time in decades. Set up with a job counselor, Cara instead begins to narrate the story of her life. Over the course of twelve sessions, Cara recounts her tempestuous love affairs, her alternately biting and loving relationships with her neighbor Lulu and her sister Angela, her struggles with debt, gentrification and loss, and, eventually, what really happened between her and her estranged son, Fernando. As Cara confronts her darkest secrets and regrets, we see a woman buffeted by life but still full of fight.
Structurally inventive and emotionally kaleidoscopic, How Not to Drown in a Glass of Water is Angie Cruz's most ambitious and moving novel yet, and Cara is a heroine for the ages.
A Macmillan Audio production from Flatiron Books.

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    • Publisher's Weekly

      July 4, 2022
      Cruz (Dominicana) returns with a wry story of the Latinx community in New York City’s gentrifying Washington Heights in the late 2000s. Cara Romero, a single woman in her 50s, is unexpectedly jobless after the factory where she worked shuts down. The state’s Senior Workforce Program provides her with meager benefits in exchange for attending weekly meetings with a job counselor. During the sessions, Cara’s monologues range widely, addressing her history of abuse, heartache, and affairs. She knows she has a tendency to get off topic (“When someone asks me about mangoes I talk about yuca,” Cara tells the counselor). Cruz intersperses the sessions with Cara’s questionnaires, job skill tests, and eviction notices, all underscoring the unjustness and absurdity of the economic shifts that have upended the lives of Cara and her neighbors. Cruz expertly avoids idealizing her indomitable protagonist into a flat victim, although not much of a plot emerges from the monologues—sometimes Cara just prattles on. However, readers who persist through the occasional narrative snag will be rewarded with a tender and quintessentially American portrait. Agent: Dara Hyde, Hill Nadell Literary.

    • AudioFile Magazine
      Rossmery Almonte's pitch-perfect narration of Angie Cruz's inventive new novel transports listeners into the tumultuous, funny, heartrending world of Cara Romero, a Dominican immigrant who loses her factory job in the 2008 Great Recession. Fifty-six-year-old Cara's meetings with an unemployment counselor quickly devolve into a narration of her life. Narrator Kimberly Wetherell introduces each appointment with a clear reading of job search specifications that are worlds away from Cara's world. Then Almonte takes over, delivering Cara's confessional conversation with the counselor so realistically that one imagines oneself in the room and almost hears the counselor's reactions. With her sibilant Spanish accent and musical intonations, Almonte's Cara is unforgettable as she launches her fierce, strong, and witty self straight into our hearts. A.C.S. Winner of AudioFile Earphones Award © AudioFile 2022, Portland, Maine
    • Library Journal

      Starred review from March 1, 2023

      Cara Romero is enrolled in the Senior Workforce Program, which aims to improve the career opportunities of older unemployed people by helping them with communication skills, interviewing practice, and pre-vocational training so that they can reenter the workforce. A proud Dominican woman living in Manhattan's Washington Heights, she lost her factory job during the recession but makes it clear she is ready to return to work. Cruz's (Dominicana) latest documents Cara's 12 captivating sessions with her job counselor. Through one-sided first-person narration, listeners will be drawn into Cara's story as they learn about her upbringing, her family, and her neighbors. Narrator Rossmery Almonte provides a distinctive voice for this compelling character--at times hysterically funny, and always tough as nails. The utterly convincing narration superbly carries listeners through Cara's ups and downs. Narrator Kimberly M. Wetherell provides a counterbalance to Almonte's rich narration, reading through paperwork filed throughout the program. Together, Almonte and Wetherell are the key to this exceptional novel. VERDICT A brilliantly narrated immigrant story, spiked with heart and flair, that will have patrons rooting for Cara's success. Highly recommended for all public libraries.--Christa Van Herreweghe

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    • Publisher's Weekly

      May 13, 2024
      Horn (Terms of Service) expands on her podcast of the same name in this lucid demystification of foot fetishes, BDSM, orgies, and other sexual kinks. Drawing on neuroscience, psychology, and her background as a dominatrix, Horn covers such practical matters as the best type of lubricant for anal fisting; what various hormones and neurotransmitters are up to during pain play; and how BDSM offers “a practical way to navigate power and pleasure in our reality as it exists right now.” Turning to sexual ethics, she argues that actor Armie Hammer’s text messages articulating cannibalistic fantasies were problematic not due to the fetishes themselves but the “presumptuous and coercive way” he broached them, which was compounded by his “enormous social power and privilege in comparison to his partners.” Readers will appreciate Horn’s graceful synthesis of cultural analysis and scientific fact, as well as her ability to broach taboo topics in nonjudgmental terms—sexual taste, she writes, is “no different from a preference for spicy or sweet food.” Curious readers will glean plenty.

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